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by Meatgirl Chef

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<<script>> const achievements = [ // this achievement will be awarded when achieving prime grade { id: 'prime-grade-meatgirl', title: 'Prime Grade', description: 'It\'s a wonder you haven\'t been snuffed yet.', unlocked: false, hidden: false, test() { const currentPassage = passage(); if (variables().me.grade == "Prime") { return true; } } }, // this achievement will be awarded when achieving a grade { id: 'a-grade-meatgirl', title: 'A Grade', description: 'You\'d make a great spitroast.', unlocked: false, hidden: false, test() { const currentPassage = passage(); if (variables().me.grade == "A") { return true; } } }, // this achievement will be awarded when achieving b grade { id: 'b-grade-meatgirl', title: 'B Grade', description: 'Family dinners wouldn\'t be the same without you.', unlocked: false, hidden: false, test() { const currentPassage = passage(); if (variables().me.grade == "B") { return true; } } }, // this achievement will be awarded when achieving c grade { id: 'C-grade-meatgirl', title: 'C Grade', description: 'You\'d make a pretty pile of sliced meats.', unlocked: false, hidden: false, test() { const currentPassage = passage(); if (variables().me.grade == "C") { return true; } } }, // this achievement will be awarded when achieving d grade { id: 'd-grade-meatgirl', title: 'D Grade', description: 'Those burgers aren\'t gonna grind themselves. Hop in.', unlocked: false, hidden: false, test() { const currentPassage = passage(); if (variables().me.grade == "D") { return true; } } }, // this achievement will be awarded when user is a pedophile { id: 'underage-meat', title: 'Epstein', description: 'Try to register underage meat.', unlocked: false, hidden: true, test() { if (variables().me.age < 18) { return true; } } } ]; window.achievementRenderer = new scUtils.AchievementRenderer(achievements); <</script>> /*Create the blank character object*/ <<set $me to new setup.Woman(null, null, null, null, null, null, null, null, null)>>

<div class="character-creator"><div class = "name">Name: <<textbox "$me.name" "Jessica">></div> <div>Age: <<numberbox "$me.age" 21>> <span id="errmsg"></span></div> <div>Weight: <<numberbox "$me.weight" 150>></div> <div>Enter any image (or gif!) URL as your picture, ideally square: <<textbox "$me.profile" "https://www.meatgirlmenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/Ashley.jpg">> Clipping issues? Try a different ratio. </div> <div>Breast Size: <<listbox "$me.breastSize">> <<option "Flat">> <<option "Small">> <<option "Large">> <<option "Melons" selected>> <<option "Milkers">> <</listbox>> </div> <div>Ass Size: <<listbox "$me.assSize">> <<option "Flat">> <<option "Toned" selected>> <<option "Cake">> <<option "Thicc">> <</listbox>> </div> <div>Consent: <<listbox "$me.consent">> <<option "Lottery">> <<option "Volunteer">> <</listbox>> </div> <div>Hair color: <<listbox "$me.hairColor">> <<option "Black" selected>> <<option "Blonde">> <<option "Brown">> <<option "Red">> <<option "Purple">> <</listbox>> </div> <div>Former Job: <<textbox "$me.occupation" "Waitress">> </div> </div> <div id="buttons"> <<button "Sign the form">> <<if $me.age < 18>> <<replace "#errmsg">> ''Error:'' Value must be at LEAST 18... <</replace>> <<script>>window.achievementRenderer.manager.test()<</script>> <<else>> <<goto "BioConfirmation">> <</if>> <</button>> </div>

<<set $gradePriceTuple to setup.calculateGrade($me.consent, $me.age, $me.hairColor, $me.weight, $me.breastSize, $me.assSize)>> <<set $me.grade to $gradePriceTuple[0]>> <<set $me.price to $gradePriceTuple[1]>> <<biopagesimple $me.name $me.grade $me.consent $me.price $me.age $me.hairColor $me.weight $me.breastSize $me.assSize $me.occupation $me.profile>> <<text>>You're <<switch $me.grade>> <<case "Prime">> the highest tier of meatgirl. Mouths water wherever you go, and men fantasize about fucking meat like you. <<case "A">> Grade A, perfectly suited to being impaled and slowly roasted at the center of any event. <<case "B">> Grade B, not quite spitroast material but a perfect snuffslut or casual meal. <<case "C">>Grade C. You're probably destined to be butchered for parts. <<case "D">>Grade D. The best you can hope is your butcher kills you before throwing you into the grinder. <</switch>><</text>> <div id="buttons"> <<button [[Start Again|Start]]>> <</button>> [[Return to the game list.|https://www.meatgirlmenu.com/games/]] </div>

<<widget "breastFormat">> <<set _key to _args[0]>> <<set _breastTable to {"Flat": 1, "Small": 2, "Large": 3, "Melons": 4, "Milkers": 5}>> <<if _breastTable[_key] != null>> <<set _result to _breastTable[_key]>> <<print _result>> <<else>> <<print "Key not found">> <</if>> <</widget>> <<widget "text" container>> <p class="storyText">_contents </p> <</widget>> <<widget "closeDialog">> <<script>> Dialog.close(); <</script>> <</widget>>